I do not think that there can ever be enough books about anything and I say that knowing that some of them are going to be about Pilates.The more knowledge the better seems like a solid rule of thumb, even though I have watched enough science fiction films to accept that humanity’s unchecked pursuit of learning will end with robots taking over the world.-Sarah Vowell

Monday, November 9, 2020

Spider-Man/Deaepool Vol 3: Itsy Bitsy by Joe Kelly (Writer), Ed McGuiness (Penciller), Mark Morales (Inker), Livesay (Inker), John Dell (Inker), Walden Wong (Inker), Jason Keith (Colorist), Matt Yackey (Colorist), VC's Joe Sabino (Letterer)



 Spider-Man and Deadpool are going up against a band of animal criminals when suddenly they are interrupted by a super spider they name Itsy Bitsy whom they fight and cannot bring down, so Deadpool turns his hidey hoe into a bomb and uses a magic mirror to take him and Spider-Man to an alternate universe where Spider-Man can heal over time.  

While there in the alternate universe there's a giant hairy beast coming down on the little trolls who need their help. So, Deadpool drives the dragon while Spider-Man creates the bombs to drop on the beast. In the corner of the page as they set out is a square with the words "Flight of the Valkyries" as sung by a yak choking on a non=autotuned Soulja boy. And you know I can hear it as clear as day;  

Then they decide to go back to the big city and they find bodies wrapped up in silk on a web.  Itsy believes in killing bad guys--or whom she considers bad guys She tried to get Deadpool and Spider-Man to work with her but they wouldn't. Now it's time to catch her and to Spider-Man that's at any cost for she is killing in his name.  

This is when Nightcrawler shows up and tries to talk some sense into Spider-Man but he isn't having none of that. And Deadpool has to go to Hell to visit his wife who has someone to show him--the person behind this whole thing and you'll never guess who; He's told that someone wants to get even with Spider-Man by taking his soul and so far it's working;  Spider-Man is changing and becoming willing to kill.  But that's not going to happen on Deadpool's watch.  Spidey got him to stop killing and be a better person so he kinda owes him everything and won't stop until he finds a way out for Spider-Man,

This book is chock full of laughs and jokes--I mean with both Spider-Man and Deadpool it's inevitable!  But this one is funnier than the other two teamups I've read.  And the story is unique and creative especially when Deadpool is telling it,  The art is out of this world and amazing to look at.  This was an incredible book and I give it five out of five stars;

Quotes

It’s an election year. Someone will say something much stupider tomorrow.

=Spider-Man (Spider-Man/Deadpool “Itsy Bitsy”)

 

A day that starts with ice cream and this view is guaranteed to erase the night before.

-Spider-Man (Spider-Man/Deadpool “Itsty Bitsty”)

 

The absurdity of the world is starting to make sense to me.

-Spider-Man (Spider-Man/Deadpool “Itsy Bitsy”)

 

He has Picasso powers of self-Cubism.

-Deadpool (Spider-Man/Deadpool “Itsy Bitsy”)

 

  

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