Orchid Beach by Stuart Woods

Major Holly Barker is the head of a platoon of MPs.  She and another young woman lost in court trying to charge a commanding officer with sexual harassment and attempted rape.  She knows she won't be able to advance further, and she plans to retire with her twenty years in and look for something else.  Along comes Chet Marley, an ex-Army soldier who fought in Vietnam with Holly's father Ham, who's still in the Army.  Chet offers her a job as his Deputy Chief of police at Orchid Beach in Florida, about an island about an hour away from Vero Beach and Fort Pierce.  Chet suspects that someone from his department is feeding information to others.  He didn't make Hurd Wallace Deputy because he doesn't trust him.  

When Holly arrives at Orchid Beach, she calls Chet to let him know she is here, and he tells her he had a meeting with someone about the corruption in the force and will tell her about it first thing in the morning.  Holly goes to work the next day to find that Chet has been seriously shot and in a coma.  Later that day, Chet and Ham's friend from the war, Hank Doherty, is found with a shotgun blast through his head. Hank was the one person Chet would have trusted with what was going on and any evidence there would be for the investigation. 

Another person Chet, Ham, and Hank fought with is the head of security at an exclusive housing development where no one enters without an escort—even Holly. The guards have machine guns and a lot of the staff carries guns. 

As Holly searches for a killer, she finds the one person she can confide in, Jackson Oxencart, a public defender. Holly also picks up a pal in Daisy, Hank’s specially trained Doberman.  Holly also has to find a way to keep the city council happy so she can keep her job.

This mystery is an edge of your seat adventure ride. You don’t know who to trust. It’s a real page turner. Holly is a tough woman in two male dominated fields who must fight to win respect. Jackson is an interesting character with a backstory that matches Holly’s braveness. Daisy is an awesome character and sticks to Holly and protects her. Ham is his own man and cannot be told what to do. This cast of characters really clicks together and forms a team ready to take on anything. I can’t wait to read the next book in the series.

Quotes

The airplane is a great seduction tool: by the time you get them back down, they're so grateful to be alive, they just fall right into bed with you.

Stuart Woods (Orchid Beach, p 156)

  

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The Monkey's Raincoat by Robert Crais

 

This first book in Crais' PI Elvis Cole and Joe Pike series was written back in 1987.  Set in Los Angeles, it begins with Cole meeting two women: one, Ellen, who doesn't want to go to the police, and Janet, her best friend, one of many who push her around.  Ellen's son and husband are missing. Her husband, Mort, picked the child, Perry, up from school and disappeared.   After taking the case, Cole goes to Ellen's house when she calls to say someone has broken into her home, looking for something.  Ellen again refuses to go to the police because she believes it was her husband who ransacked the house, and he has a right to do that.  Cole thinks that someone other than her husband did this while looking for something they thought her husband had stashed.  Ellen sends her children to stay with Janet, and she goes to stay with Cole with Pike as a guard dog.  Mort had a lot of affairs, and it seems that his current mistress is an actress.  The two went to a party at a drug cartel boss's house, where two kilos of lab-grade coke went missing.  Someone tells the boss that Mort stole the cocaine.  Cole hopes to find the cocaine in time to save Ellen's son.  

Elvis Cole is a big smart ass, whose mouth gets him into trouble, which gets him taken out by the bad guys.  Pike is kinda scary, but the person you want at your back in a fight.  You have to keep in mind when this book was written.  A couple of times, some things might be seen as racist or sexist.  They did not bother me.  I grew up in the eighties and remember it well.  This is classic Sam Spade detective fiction, which makes sense, considering it won the Anthony and McCavity awards and was nominated for the Edgar and Shamus awards.  This mystery is filled with snark and one-liners, and for those who like PI detective stories, this one sure hits the spot.    

Quotes

He leered and made a pistol with his fingers and shot me.  I considered returning the gesture with my .38.

Robert Crais (The Monkey's Raincoat, p 25)

But good news, like magic, is sometimes in short supply.

Robert Crais (The Monkey's Raincoat, p 27)

Teenage girls reek of disapproval better than anyone I know.

Robert Crais (The Monkey's Raincoat, p 38)

All the good things are in childhood. Innocence. Loyalty. Truth. You're eighteen years old. You're sitting in a rice Paddy. Most guys give it up.  I decided eighteen was too young to be old.

Robert Crais (The Monkey's Raincoat, p 79)

Bud holds up better warm than any other beer. Great for that tailgate party when you're on stakeout.

Robert Crais (The Monkey's Raincoat, p 101)

"He likes you quite a lot."

"That's the Marine.  Marines are all faeries at heart."

Robert Crais (The Monkey's Raincoat, p 218)

There are so many maybes in my life that they begin to lose all meaning.

Robert Crais (The Monkey's Raincoat, p 240)

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Everyone In My Family Has Killed Someone by Benjamin Stevenson

 

Stevenson includes an epigraph at the beginning of his mystery novel, listing Ronald Knox's Ten Commandments for Writing Detective Fiction, from 1929.  These commandments include: you can't look into the mind of the killer, you must have a reliable narrator, nothing supernatural, and no twins unless the author has prepared you for it.  The book opens with two brothers, Ernie and Michael.  Michael has run over the body of a man who had been shot.  For some reason that will be made available later, Michael strangles the man.  Ernie feels the need to call the police on him, which goes against the family.  Their father was a small-town crook who was killed while trying to rob a gas station.  After his death, the cops believed the family to all be crooked and would harass them with claims that one of them had committed a crime.  So, Ernie's telling the cops what Michael had done was the ultimate in betrayal.  

Michael has served his three years and is getting out, so Ernie's mother, Audrey's sister, Katherine, decides to hold a family reunion at a mountain lodge in Australia.  The list of family members/ suspects includes Katherine's husband, Andy; Marcelo, the stepfather; Sophie, a doctor; Marcelo's daughter; Erin, Ernie's wife; and Lucy, Michael's ex-wife.  They all get there a day before Michael arrives.  Michael is being driven there by Ernie's wife, Erin.  The morning of the day that he arrives, a body is found in the snow of the mountains.  No one recognises him.  Sophie is asked to examine the dead body by the local police officer.  Everyone believes that he died of exposure, but Sophie suspects that he was murdered in the same fashion as the Black Tongue's victims were.  While working in the hospital, she came across one of his victims who died within a week, and this dead body had similar markings.  When Michael arrives, he is taken into custody by the cop who locks him up in the Drying Room until the detectives can arrive.  Yes, the weather is keeping everyone from leaving or the police from coming up.  It turns out that Michael got out of jail a day earlier and cannot account for his actions at the time of the murder.  More people die in this book.

The title of this book is accurate: everyone in his family has killed someone.  Not necessarily murdered, but killed.  For example, you find out that Sopie is being sued for malpractice upon the death of a patient.  The narrator has a voice that is hard to peg down.  Ernie has a voice that is part sarcastic, part cynical, and filled with dark humor.  He uses a lot of foreshadowing that you might not discover, and follows the rules faithfully. He gives you a fair shot at solving the mystery, though I didn't.  I'm afraid that while he left clues, I didn't follow through on all of them, so the solution was a bit of a surprise to me.  This is the first book in an Ernie series that, so far, contains four novels.  I really enjoyed Ernie's voice and way of explaining things.  It made the novel go along quickly.  This book was very intriguing and fun, and I can't wait to read the next Ernie mystery.     

Quotes

Infamy is easy to Google.

Benjamin Stevenson (Everyone In My Family Has Killed Someone p, 20)

It was the type of place where you could lick the windows instead of buying a drink and the sous chef was a microwave.

Benjamin Stevenson (Everybody In My Family Has Killed Someone, p 20)

The wind was cruel; it found every crevasse in my clothes, invaded and patted me down like I owed it money.

Benjamin Stevenson (Everybody In My Family Has Killed Someone, p 24)

There's a difference between being watched and being seen.

Benjamin Stevenson (Everybody In My Family Has Killed Someone,p 35)

Being a mother to fatherless boys is no small feat. Audrey had to be amorphous: the prison warden, the snitchy inmate, the bribe-taking guard, and the compassionate officer all rolled into one.

Benjamin Stevenson (Everybody In My Family Has Killed Someone, p 35)

One day, you'll realise family isn't about whose blood runs in your veins, it's about who you'd spill it for.

Benjamin Stevenson (Everybody In My Family Has Killed Someone, p 47)

I'll hold it here to mention that I know some authors are incapable of having a woman throw up without it being the clue to a pregnancy. These same authors seem to think nausea is the only indication of childbearing, not to mention their belief that vomit shoots out the woman's mouth within hours of plot-convenient fertilisation. By some authors, I mean male ones. Far be it from me to tell you which clues to pay close attention to, but Sofie's not pregnant, okay? She's allowed to throw up of her own volition.

Benjamin Stevensonn (Everybody In My Family Has Killed Someone, p 56-7)

It was easier to tell where my dad had been than to see where he was. The empty armchair in the living room.  The plate in the oven. Stubble in the bathroom sink. The empty holsters in a crack in the fridge. My father was footprints, residue.

Benjamin Stevenson (Everyone In My Family Has Killed Someone, p 73)

Corporate law is just the next evolution of skullduggery: the criminals are the same, they just drive better cars.

Benjamin Stevenson (Everybody In My Family Has Killed Someone, p 76)

Lucy smokes like she's siphoning gas, so I knew it was her from the short, desperate gulps.

Benjamin Stevenson (Everybody In My Family Has Killed Someone, p 78)

It wasn't like we lost our spark; it was that we didn't have the tools to make it anymore.

Benjamin Stevenson (Everybody In My Family Has Killed Someone, p 90)

Andy, Katherine's husband, who wears his wedding ring like some men wear Purple Hearts.

Benjamin Stevenson f(Everybody In My Family Has Killed Someone, p 106)

But a bad person who thinks they're a good one--that's what got him into trouble.

Benjamin Stevenson (Everybody In My Family Has Killed Someone, p 112)

Time was not only borrowed, it was charging interest.

Benjamin Stevenson (Everybody In My Family Has Killed Someone, p 203)

My editor had crossed out my first go at this sentence and written Hypo=Cold, Hyper= Hot in the margin, in that helpful yet smug voice editors are born with, wishing to both correct you and impart their correctness upon you at the same time.

Benjamin Stevenson (Everybody In My Family Has Killed Someone, p 224)

The weather was only having a smoke and would return invigorated.

Benjamin Stevenson (Everybody In My Family Has Killed Someone, p 236)

People have a habit of saying, "That's all I'm saying", when they're saying an awful lot.

Benjamin Stevenson (Everybody In My Family Has Killed Someone, p 240)

It was as cold as a fridge inside a freezer.

Benjamin Stevenson (Everybody In My Family Has Killed Someone, p 273)

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Listen For the Lie by Amy Tintera

Lucy ran as far away as she could five years ago when her best friend was found brutally murdered with Lucy walking aimlessly down the road in a dress stained in her friend Savannah’s blood. The whole town suspected her, including her abusive husband and her parents. 

Then, a podcaster named Ben decides to do a podcast about her and the murder and it’s not only being raked up again, but she loses her job and her boyfriend.

Lucy’s beloved drunk grandmother is having an eightieth birthday celebration with all the family coming. The grandmother also contacts Ben and tells him she can get Lucy to talk to him.

As soon as Lucy drives into her hometown she is shunned and verbally assaulted by everyone in the town. Lucy herself doesn’t remember what happened that day and part of her wonders if she did kill Savannah. As Ben posts his podcast several times a week, secrets about the town get revealed and possibly even a murderer.

Lucy has a voice in her head telling her to kill someone and she fantasizes about the ways to kill that person, leading the reader to think that maybe she did it and is completely insane. These scenes are hilarious in a darkly humorous way. Then this book goes from being darkly humorous to just being dark. I got a little whiplash from it. 

I had no clue who killed Savannah until the very end. It just seemed like it could be anyone in that town, including Lucy. This town seems a bit like Peyton Place with all the secrets it has. Overall, I thoroughly enjoyed this novel and am looking forward to reading more from this author.

Quotes

I need to tell my feelings to chocolate. Lots of chocolate.

Amy Tintera (Listen For the Lie, p. 11)

Telemarketers and Grandma — the only people who use the phone the way it was originally intended.

Amy Tintera (Listen For the Lie, p. 12)

"Are you drunk?"

"Lucy, it is two o'clock in the afternoon. Of course, I'm not drunk. I'm merely slightly tipsy."

Amy Tintera (Listen For the Lie, p. 13)

I’ve never liked men who can be described as having boyish good looks. They’re always smug.

Amy Tintera (Listen For the Lie, p 21)

There’s only one way iced tea is made, in her opinion—sweet enough to leave a nice coating of sugar at the bottom of the glass.

Amy Tintera ( Listen Fir the Lie, p 48)

You look like the fun kinda of mess.

Amy Tintera (Listen For the Lie, p 143)

Kids have zero fucks to give about your feelings.

Amy Tintera (Listen For The Lie, p 146)

Men don’t protect us, not really. They only protect themselves. The only thing men ever protected me from is happiness.

Amy Tintera (Listen For The Lie, p 167)

And people hate that quality in a young woman, don’t they? They don’t know what to do with a girl who isn’t looking for their approval. They feel like they need to take her down a peg.

Amy Tintera (Listen For The Lie, p 169)

In the end, life is just sweatpants and children who resent you and all your choices. But no one wants to hear that.

Amy Tintera (Listen For the Lie, p 170)

Better to be interesting than likable, in my opinion.

Amy Tintera (Listen For the Lie, p 172)

She’s one of those people who can do an effortless messy bun, and I dislike that about her.

Amy Tintera (Listen For The Lie, p 206)

My sense of self preservation is really battling it out with my desire to prove my mother wrong.

Amy Tintera (Listen For the Lie, p 215)

People don’t believe women who fight back. When a man lashes out, people say he’s lost control of his temper or made a terrible mistake. When a woman  does it she’s a psychopath.

Amy Tintera (Listen For the Lie, p 219)

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Rapture in Death by J.D. Robb

 

This is the fourth book in the Lieutenant Dallas cop mystery series featuring Roarke, her new husband.  This series takes place in the year 2058 in New York City.  Roarke and Dallas are spending the last week of their honeymoon on a satellite planet in space where Roarke is building a resort.  An autotech is found by his roommate to be swinging from the rafters, dead of an apparent suicide.  His roommate insists that he wasn't depressed or suicidal.  Since Dallas is there, she does a preliminary investigation and plans on handing the death over to the Innerspace police.  But something is nagging her about the death; perhaps the way the autotech had a huge smile on his face.  

With the three weeks of their honeymoon up, it's time to go back to work.  Dallas has a full plate waiting for her at cop central.  She has cleared it with the Commander, allowing her to have Peabody as her permanent assistant.  A successful defense attorney has been found by his husband in the bath with slit wrists.  The husband insists that it doesn't make sense.  The lawyer would never kill himself.  Dallas gets suspicious about the husband and a female co-worker who finds reasons to be around him and throws herself at him, but neither of them really pans out. There are no drugs in his system, and nothing makes sense, but the attorney has a creepy smile on his face.  

Dallas's friend, Mavis, has hooked up with a musicologist who is making her music better and taping a demo for her to play for the record companies.  This musicologist, Jess, has secrets and his own game plan.   Is Jess the one behind this rash of suicides that now counts a senator and a newspaper gossip rag editor?  This is a book where I knew  (remembered?) who had done it and got frustrated by Dallas's bullheadedness.  Overall, it's a great book and a really interesting mystery.  How hard would you have to try to override the body's natural sense to survive, and what would motivate you to do something like this?   Robb's mystery is a real mindbender and has Dallas flummoxed as to why these obvious suicides seemed like homicides, with no evidence to back up her cop's hunch. I recommend this book to mystery lovers everywhere.

Quotes

Women are so much more courageous and more vicious than men, all in all. Don’t you agree?

J D Robb (Rapture in Death p 281)

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Even White Trash Zombies Get the Blues by Diana Rowland

 

This is the second book in the White Trash Zombie series with Angel, who was turned into a zombie by Marcus, a sheriff’s deputy, in order to save her from death. Angel works at the coroner’s office where she has a nice supply of brains. Their friend Ed, who tried to kill them because they were zombies, is on the run after decapitating three or so zombies. 

Her and Marcus jumped into a relationship and now Angel feels the need to end it because he treats her like a child and wants to make decisions for her.  His family and friends look down on her for being a high school dropout, though in accordance to her probation,  she is studying for the GED.

When she returns with two bodies to the morgue, someone comes to the door and puts a gun to her face and demands that she give him one of the dead bodies. She complies, but later an article in the paper brings up her past and indicates that she lost the body. The coroner puts her on non-paid leave, which means no more brains. 

There’s a super secret lab working on making brains and growing back the zombies from their heads alone. This lab is looking for a live zombie now in order to create more zombies and use the fake brains to feed them.

This book has it all: mystery, espionage, thrills, horror, humor, and a dash of romance. It is better than the first book, which was an incredibly funny mystery. Rowland has created a whole new world with zombies and humans and humans who want to be zombies. It will take all of Angel’s smart ass instincts and common sense to solve this complex puzzle. 

Quotes

Hello my name is Angel, and I’ll be your zombie today.

Diana Rowland (Even White Trash Zombies Get the Blues p 3)

Screw that. Life’s too short to be with someone for the wrong reasons.

Diana Rowland (Even White Trash Zombies Get the Blues p 142)

Rebels? Seriously? A rebel alliance of zombies?

Diana Rowland (Even White Trash Zombies Get the Blues p 182)

Zombie Super Powers, activate, you fucking bitches.

Diana Rowland (Even White Trash Zombies Get the Blues p 280)

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The Midnight Library by Matt Haig

 

Nora Seed woke up one morning to a knock on the door. A jogger was there asking if she had a cat because he found one dead in the street. When she goes to work she finds out she’s been fired. On her way home, her elderly neighbor tells her that he doesn’t need her to pick up his prescription for him, which was one of the few social interactions she had. Then she gets a call from the parent if her only piano student saying that the child will not be taking any more lessons.  Nora isn’t just having a bad day, though. She’s having a bad life.

That night Nora ODs on pills to try to kill herself but finds herself in between life and death at a magical place known as. As the Midnight Library. The librarian is her old school librarian who helped her a lot when her father died. There is a Book of Regrets that is very full of all the  things she had missed out on that would have made her life come out better.

The library is full of an infinite number of books that open to put her into a multiverse of possibilities. The librarian tells her she must try out different lives until she comes to the one she likes best. In each life she is placed there with no memory of that life before that moment. When she finds her life she will gain those memories back.

Some of the lives she tries are an Olympic swimmer, deciding to say “yes” to Dan, a glaciologist, and a singer in a world famous rock band.  Sometimes she stays in a world for half an hour before being drawn back to the museum and sometimes weeks or months.

This is a fascinating look at regrets and what they cost us and getting an answer to what could have happened. Who wouldn’t want to glimpse at the “road not traveled”. The novel’s prose is quite quotable, as you can see below, and memorable. The book has a sequel entitled “The Midnight Train” that I can’t wait to read. This is a beautifully written book that opens your eyes to many possibilities and how to live a life without regret. 

Quotes

A person was like a city. You couldn't let a few less desirable parts put you off the whole. There may be bits you don't like, a few dodgy side streets and suburbs, but the good stuff makes it worthwhile.

Matt Haig (The Midnight Library, p. 48)

She stepped outside, wondering whether a life could really be judged from just a few mistakes after midnight on a Tuesday.

Matt Haig (The Midnight Library, p 50)

It turned out to be near impossible to stand in a library and not want to pull things from the shelves.

Matt Haig (The Midnight Library, p 68)

Librarians have knowledge. They guide you to the right book. The right worlds.. They find the best places like soul-enhanced search engines.

Matt Haig (The Midnight Library, p 84)

Regrets don't leave. They weren't mosquitoes. They itch forever.

Matt Haig (The Midnight Library, p 84)

“I don't know if I can do this.”

“You're overthinking it.”

“I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available.

Matt Haig (The Midnight Library, p 109)

Grief is a bastard.

Matt Haig (The Midnight Library, p 120)

There are more possible ways to play a game of chess than the amount of atoms in the observable universe.

Matt Haig (The Midnight Library, p 195)

Nora wanted to live in a world where no cruelty existed, but the only worlds she had available to her were worlds with humans in them.

Matt Haig (The Midnight Library, p 197)

Nora wondered, quietly, if there was any place Dylan didn't or wouldn't love. He seemed like he would be able to sit in a field near Chornobyl and marvel at the beautiful scenery.

Matt Haig (The Midnight Library, p 204)

She had known three types of silence in relationships. There was the passive-aggressive silence, obviously, the we-no-longer-have-anything-to-say silence, and then there was the silence that Eduardo and she seemed to have cultivated. The science of not needing to talk. Of just being together, of together-being. The way you could be happily silent with yourself.

Matt Haig (The Midnight Library, p 210)

Fear was when you wandered into a cellar and worried that the door would close shut. Despair was when the door closed and locked behind you.

Matt Haig (The Midnight Library, p 215)

Shle realised that you could be as honest as possible in life, but people only see the truth if it is close enough to their reality.

Matt Haig (The Midnight Library, p 242)

It was interesting, she mused to herself, how life sometimes simply gave you a whole new perspective by waiting around long enough for you to see it.

Matt Haig (The Midnight Library, p 281)

Alas, String Theory is no longer able to trade in these premises. Due to an increase in rent, we simply couldn't afford to go on. Thanks to all our loyal customers. Don't Think Twice, It's All Right, You Can Go Your Own Way, God Only Knows What We'll Be Without You.

Matt Haig (The Midnight Library, p 258)

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